DIdo Dies

Oh, Dido! Why did you have to kill yourself? You were so beautiful. I would have married you since Aeneas would not. You and I would have brought Carthage glory and dominion over the Mediterranean. We would have ruled the world! Aeneas is now playing games with his comrades in Sicily. What a dick. At least you cursed him as he left. I'm sure the curse will come to fruition once he reaches Italy.